Monday, January 4, 2021

The Philosophy of Pokemon

 

My Cliff Notes Version of a Pokemon Episode, as relates to Life (somehow).


“It looks like you want to prove you have skills somehow, right?

Ash-“That’s exactly what I want to prove.”

[gets admitted to take the Pokémon League admissions exam]

[Brock, Misty and Ash see Nurse Joy at the school and wonder what she’s doing there!]

Nurse Joy- “I came here for the exam because my work keeps me too busy to travel very much. It’s perfect for people whose age or health keep them from traveling around. And it’s also nice for people like me who can’t ever seem to get away from work."

[Later]

James- “I want to live my dream instead of my…my reality.”

Teacher-[Slide show presentation begins]- “Identify these Pokémon….by their shape/flame, swirl, etc…

Jesse- “These questions won’t make you a Pokémon master!”

Teacher- “For your information, young lady, a Pokémon master must understand all aspects of their Pokémon’s life in order to achieve oneness with their Pokémon”

Jesse- “Uhh, You’re not making any sense at all.”

[Leaves angrily, slamming the door]

[Later]

---Ash gets lowest score, along with Jesse and James

[Embarassed]

Ash-“Pokemon isn’t about Tests it’s about Battles!”

[Battles with Teacher and wins]

[James gets expelled for using two Pokémon]—“I never play by the [rules]”

Jesse-“ Uhh, He failed again..”

Meowth to Jesse- “Don’t think of it as Failing, think of it as Not Succeeding.”

James (crouching in the corner) “I’m such a Loser”

 

Team rocket blasts off—interference with everyone’s test scores—Ash can take the test again, but he says he is better off getting the badges himself on his own.

Misty- “You’ve proved you are a great battler, so maybe that’s what the test was there to show you.”

Narrator “Many roads lead to the Pokémon league. Ash’s chosen path is to win all 8 gym badges, only then can he continue on to reaching the ultimate goal: becoming a Pokémon master.”

[Cue song]

“I want to be the best, that ever was, to beat all the rest, yeah that’s my cause…”

By Blue Ontario's Shore

 



Poem by Walt Whitman

 

“I myself make the

only growth by which

I can be appreciated

 

I reject none,

Accept all,

Then reproduce all in

My own forms

 

A breed whose proof is in

Time and Deeds

 

What we are we are,

Nativity is answer

Enough to objections,

 

We wield ourselves as

A weapon is wielded,

We are powerful and

Tremendous in ourselves,

 

We are executives in

Ourselves, we are sufficient

In the variety of ourselves,

 

We are the most beautiful

To ourselves and in ourselves

 

We stand self-poised in the

Middle, branching thence over

The world…”